April 2009
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The Philosophy of Homer Simpson
randominternet: 1. “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”  2. “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” 3. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.” 4. “if you don’t like your job you don’t...
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It’s not often that people write about a slightly positive experience, which is why most of the time user reviews tend to be negative unless an item or experience is overwhelmingly good. But I feel compelled to talk about an experience I had today and give some credit where credit is due. I have an ‘07 Nissan Altima I bought in September of that year, and since it is under warranty,...
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Truly... →
finally, an ‘understanding twitter’ article that is right on the mark
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